themattienicol:

“Not all men” you’re right, the fab 5 would never treat me like this.

constantine-spiritworker:

dajo42:

“it’s just a phase”
i mean the moon has phases but it’s still literally always the moon. just because the moon’s doing something different today doesn’t mean it was lying about being the moon yesterday

on point.

thebootydiaries:

me: I am young

my noisy joints: are you sure

countcracula:

my brain, interrupting my daydream: this is poorly researched and the narrative is not compelling

yourbigsisnissi:

daily-showerthoughts:

Bob’s Burgers would also be an appropriate title for SpongeBob SquarePants