i wanna marry somebody cuter than me but sadly…i am the cutest :/
Necromancer old woman who summons the dead to help her out with knitting projects
"Can you fetch me the angora yarn? I’m starting a blanket for our Nancy’s newest."
And then undead Napoleon or Ghengis Khan or whatever just sigh and are like,
"The cream or the lilac?"
"The lilac, dearie."
today i learned domesticated talking birds that escape are teaching wild talking birds expletives that sometimes become that flock’s group call
can you imagine being out on a nature walk and randomly hearing a group of birds screaming HEY ASSHOLE
oh my god
"all gays will go to hell"
oh noooo…. what will i do… surrounded with ……. nothing ……. but other homosexuals……….. u win this round……… god
THIS NEEDS MORE NOTES
how to kiss a boy
- grab his waist
- slip your hand in his pocket
- steal his wallet
- dont even kiss him
- just run